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Friday, July 28, 2017

Just Bein' Nosy.

Hey, ya’all. Waving madly! Kayce Lassiter here. You are all looking fabulous today, I might add!

Well, it’s blog day today and I was working on a blog for another site when I ran across some interview questions that I thought might be fun to share with ya.  So…I’ll go first, then you feel free to add your answers by posting a comment, but be sure you tell us the number of the interview question you’re answering, or we’re gonna get some unpredictable results.

On second thought, never mind…might be funnier if we get to pick the question…more embarrassing for you maybe, but funnier for us.  LOL

Just sayin…

1.     If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?  And why?  (I’m going first, remember?)

If I was a cookie, I would be a “Thin Mint”.  It’s a great cookie, and I love the word “thin.” J

2.     If you shrunk down to the size of a pen and someone dropped you on the ground, what would you do?

I would find an escalator and try to get up to eye level so I could get help. Or maybe I’d find a kid and get him/her to tell his/her mother that I needed help. And I would definitely stay away from dogs…they like to bury small objects!

3.     You are stranded on a desert island. You have one minute to choose people of five different professions to come with you. Who would you choose and why?

I would choose a sailor, a boat builder, MacGyver, an attorney, and a reader. The sailor, the boat builder, and MacGyver would, hopefully, get me off that damn island. If not, the attorney can sue someone’s ass off, if I ever do. And I’m a writer—everyone knows you can’t be a writer without a reader.  DUH!

4.     On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird are you?  And what have you done that proves it?

I’m pretty darn weird, but I think I probably vacillate between a four and a seven. I’ve seen weirder—like the goat guy on Fremont street. But I don’t think I could claim less than a four, given that I once flooded an entire one-acre field while trying to flush out gophers, and I am the creator of a fairy godmother who has a pair of lips tattooed on her ass…that ain’t normal.

5.     What is your favorite “domestic” activity around the house.

I’m pretty sure this is a trick question. My favorite “domestic” activity is ordering take-out, and if I can get an Uber driver to deliver it, I have freaking scored big-time!

6.     What does the picture of the giraffe (above) have to do with anything in this interview?

It doesn’t. It’s just a clue to the kind of animal I’m currently writing into the next book in The Marilyn Club series.  So, if you were me, which kind of animal would you put in book three?

See how this works?  Okay, now it’s your turn.  J

That’s my story, questioning and quirky, and I’m stickin’ to it.  Hang on tight now, ‘cuz we’re gonna go real, real fast!

Love ya,


1 comment:

  1. 3. I would choose Chanum Tatum cause I would love to see him work in the island. I would choose Tom Hanks cause he was on a island and knows how to survive, I would choose Pamela Anderson cause she play baywatch and she can help me if I was drowning .