Murder For By Dummies OUT NOW!

Yee Haw!

It’s finally here!!!  Book One in the new Marilyn Club Series, Murder For By Dummies, has been released and is available NOW for download at all major online retail outlets.  So be sure you click on the link below to your favorite retailer, and order your copy today.

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And just to whet your whistle, here is a new excerpt from Murder For By Dummies…ENJOY!

Murder For By Dummies

By Kayce Lassiter

Emily Redfeather

It was tricky finding my way in the dark, but I did find the locker, and it was accessible, with only my lock on the door.  I breathed a sigh of relief as I opened it and rummaged through the camping gear, looking first for the flashlight I knew would be in the top box.  I found the flashlight.

Finally, something is as it should be.

With only the flashlight for illumination, I found the camping mattress and sleeping bags and dragged them back to the apartment.  As my mind began to clear, I went back for the rest of the equipment…just in case.  If I moved everything into the apartment, the landlord couldn’t lock it up.  At least I’d have a battery-operated lantern and some canned food from the camping boxes.  I wouldn’t starve or have to sit in the dark, alone with my demons.

Once I moved everything into the living room, I felt better with some familiar things around me.  I blew up the air mattress and threw a couple of sleeping bags over it in the corner of the living room.  Without electricity, there would be no heat.  I’d probably be thankful for the sleeping bags come the middle of the night.

Too numb to eat, I threw on some sweats, switched out the lantern and crawled between the sleeping bags.  Exhausted and emotionally empty, I turned on my side and stared into the darkness as my mind recalled a long-forgotten memory of Aunt Bea standing in the kitchen, baking cookies in her long black and white apron with the cow’s udder on the front.

I smiled at the precious image and closed my eyes.  A single tear snaked its way down my cheek as I gratefully surrendered to the sleep I so badly needed.

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Love,

Kayce

Just Bein' Nosy.

Hey, ya’all. Waving madly! Kayce Lassiter here. You are all looking fabulous today, I might add!

Well, it’s blog day today and I was working on a blog for another site when I ran across some interview questions that I thought might be fun to share with ya.  So…I’ll go first, then you feel free to add your answers by posting a comment, but be sure you tell us the number of the interview question you’re answering, or we’re gonna get some unpredictable results.

On second thought, never mind…might be funnier if we get to pick the question…more embarrassing for you maybe, but funnier for us.  LOL

Just sayin…

1.     If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?  And why?  (I’m going first, remember?)

Answer:

If I was a cookie, I would be a “Thin Mint”.  It’s a great cookie, and I love the word “thin.” J

2.     If you shrunk down to the size of a pen and someone dropped you on the ground, what would you do?

Answer:
I would find an escalator and try to get up to eye level so I could get help. Or maybe I’d find a kid and get him/her to tell his/her mother that I needed help. And I would definitely stay away from dogs…they like to bury small objects!

3.     You are stranded on a desert island. You have one minute to choose people of five different professions to come with you. Who would you choose and why?

Answer:
I would choose a sailor, a boat builder, MacGyver, an attorney, and a reader. The sailor, the boat builder, and MacGyver would, hopefully, get me off that damn island. If not, the attorney can sue someone’s ass off, if I ever do. And I’m a writer—everyone knows you can’t be a writer without a reader.  DUH!

4.     On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird are you?  And what have you done that proves it?

Answer:
I’m pretty darn weird, but I think I probably vacillate between a four and a seven. I’ve seen weirder—like the goat guy on Fremont street. But I don’t think I could claim less than a four, given that I once flooded an entire one-acre field while trying to flush out gophers, and I am the creator of a fairy godmother who has a pair of lips tattooed on her ass…that ain’t normal.

5.     What is your favorite “domestic” activity around the house.

Answer:
I’m pretty sure this is a trick question. My favorite “domestic” activity is ordering take-out, and if I can get an Uber driver to deliver it, I have freaking scored big-time!

6.     What does the picture of the giraffe (above) have to do with anything in this interview?

Answer:
It doesn’t. It’s just a clue to the kind of animal I’m currently writing into the next book in The Marilyn Club series.  So, if you were me, which kind of animal would you put in book three?

See how this works?  Okay, now it’s your turn.  J

That’s my story, questioning and quirky, and I’m stickin’ to it.  Hang on tight now, ‘cuz we’re gonna go real, real fast!

Love ya,

Kayce